Just Checking In With My Peeps

My favorite search term that brought some poor deviant to my blog today: “spunk in all my holes”. It’s okay dude, it’ll come out in the wash, I guess. And doesn’t that make your nostrils uncomfortable?

Pedro and I had a kickass little show at the Windemere Seniors Center last night. I know, shut up, a dude needs these kind of gigs in this town just to make everyday bread and butter money. The old geezers are pretty damn grateful too and some are even a little fruity, especially if you throw in a Tom Jones number. I don’t know why it is, when a lady becomes about 80, she suddenly gets all horny all over again. Grinding against the old dudes like they’re grating cheese. It’s disturbing. And there’s seldom any alcohol at these shindigs, which is a sort of ironic since, if there’s one place you probably want to be toasted all to hell, it’s probably any place where octogenarians are getting their groove on. All that thick, tan panty hose gyrating. It can ruin a man’s mind in a bad way.

I’d like to give a shout out to Delores-May – that’s an old dear with attitude (and fingers like pincers). Hey there Dee, you were wrong, I can sit down today.


2 Responses to Just Checking In With My Peeps

  1. Cynnie says:

    when i’m in a old folks home I’m gonna wear a bikini with my thick tan hose ๐Ÿ™‚
    even with my diaper ๐Ÿ™‚
    all day every day

  2. Tony Spunk says:

    That sounds uber attractive. Hey at least you’ll be noticed. I mean everyone loves an eccentric old bird! I aim to be right there with you, farting and talking about pussy.

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