Spunk Enters the Nunnery

Last night Pedro and I hammered out some new numbers for a show we have this weekend. Somehow, during rehearsal, he managed to place bet on me being able to stay away from the ladies for a whole week and I agreed. Yes my fine friends, if I don’t partake in any lady action for seven whole days, he has to give me fifty bucks. I don’t really need fifty bucks, it’s more the principle of the thing, you dig? I want to smirk in the guy’s little, brown face as I take that note from his grubby little hand and head for the nearest titty bar.

Still it’s going to be hard (in all senses!). I mean there’s a weekend in there and a weekend where I have to play two shows, meaning I will be surrounded by the ladies and their fine, fragrant, curvy beauty and won’t be able to do a darn thing about it. I am determined though. I will be firm about this. I will be a goddamn priest for a week. Apart from the touching little boys’ bottoms in the name of Jesus, that is.

The Mexican thinks I can’t do it. He says I’ll fail first time I leave the house, because the ladies are my specialty and I have a sort of subconscious homing beacon in my pants that leads me right to them, no matter where I am. I say he can blow me. Let’s face it, no lady can. At least for seven more days.

Tony Spunk is up for a week of celebacy, yes indeedy. I mean how hard can it be?

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8 Responses to Spunk Enters the Nunnery

  1. Poobomber says:

    Oh whiff of vajeen and you’ll be $50 lighter. Wanna bet on it?

  2. Tony Spunk says:

    Sir, I am determined to win this bet just to prove it ain’t no problem for me to have a week of detox from the punani. It won’t be a problem. The Captain could use a vacation.

  3. katrocket says:

    But we can still have the sexytime on the innerwebz, right?

  4. Tony Spunk says:

    Well Chaaaa sweet foxy lady!

    I also decided that a pot of Nivea and my hand was perfectly allowable.

    Did I share too much?

  5. Poobomber says:

    Does wanking count though?

  6. Tony Spunk says:

    No sir, so long as I’m not in contact with a lady it does not. I’m sticking to that rule.

  7. Good luck there mate! I shall be thinking of you whenever I…actually, scratch that, it could get weird…

  8. Tony Spunk says:

    Already did, bro, but hey, what’s weird between my peeps? I know what you meant. I hope. Yeah.

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